Lionheart™

taco bell employee: how are you today?

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:24:58 -0400

taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:22:05 -0400

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

idiotsonfb: somebody give these children a medal.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:21:51 -0400

idiotsonfb:

somebody give these children a medal.

stays3venteen: TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF THAT I’M...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:19:02 -0400

stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

AND

I

AINT

FUCKING

SCARED

OF

HIM

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:10:35 -0400

wallmakerrelict: Just once I want Cas to make a choice independent of anyone else’s influence and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:09:56 -0400

wallmakerrelict:

Just once I want Cas to make a choice independent of anyone else’s influence and for it to turn out to be the right one.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:04:33 -0400

geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:04:08 -0400

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

Mayday Parade - Stay Please.

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:07:51 -0400

Mayday Parade - Stay

Please.

I still really want this tank.

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:05:54 -0400

I still really want this tank.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:44:11 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:38:30 -0400

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kalories: how many times can someone leave your door open before you’re allowed to kill them

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:59:07 -0400

kalories:

how many times can someone leave your door open before you’re allowed to kill them

flozac: the principal at my school made an announcement...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:58:44 -0400

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

Seriously. Wtf. #meetme #status #text #wtf

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:08:40 -0400

Seriously. Wtf. #meetme #status #text #wtf

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:42:08 -0400

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

You go girl.

do-drugs-with-me: Musical Couple at the gas pump

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:37:56 -0400

do-drugs-with-me:

Musical Couple at the gas pump

"You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be."

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:34:09 -0400

““You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.””

- (via illumiinate)

soests: ◊◊◊

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:29:37 -0400

soests:

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Fri, 17 May 2013 23:43:01 -0400