I have this conversation almost everyday at work

• Someone: Does that hurt?
• Me: My ears? nooo
• Someone: Really?! It looks like it hurts!
• Me: Its just like a regular piercing, just bigger..
• Someone: But doesn't it hurt to make it bigger?
• Me: Its not exactly comfortable at first but if its done correctly it should never be unbearably painful.
• Someone: Will they ever go back to normal size?
• Me: At this point, no. (lol)
• Someone: Well what are you going to do when you get a job that doesn't let you have them?
• Me: Well they are either going to have to deal with me wearing very basic soild colored plugs, or having my earlobes looking like buttholes. ;)
• Someone: .....