I miss my bright hair. Next paycheck. Shits gettin real.
mareeps: remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
theniamsextapes: mollyiswideawake: Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then bitch it might be If you have to ask, it probably is.
juststarkidding: thegreenguitar: why does ‘liking someone’ have to be this big secret? why doesn’t everyone in the world just make it really clear? why can’t we make t-shirts with the names of who we crush on? why don’t we throw pianos at people and yell HELLO YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE have you tried throwing a piano I’m going to try the piano approach.
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
rnikedirnt: rnikedirnt: my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’ i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
stays3venteen: TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN AND I AINT FUCKING SCARED OF HIM
wallmakerrelict: Just once I want Cas to make a choice independent of anyone else’s influence and for it to turn out to be the right one.
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
kalories: how many times can someone leave your door open before you’re allowed to kill them
You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.– (via illumiinate)