What are some cool sex positions
standing at the ATM handin me all ur money
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
hold on let me quote the bible so i can win this argument
I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over
dogs act like their whole family have been brutally murdered by a vacuum cleaner