I'm 22, I live in Minnesota, and I am a work in progress to say the least.



What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

(Source: zvyozdochka)

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde)


where the fuck has this been all my life?????????


"Loyalty isn’t grey. It’s black and white. You’re either loyal completely, or not loyal at all. And people have to understand this. You can’t be loyal only when it serves you."

"A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of a sheep."


hold on let me quote the bible so i can win this argument


I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over

"I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do."

"Be soft, kind and loving. But also take nobody’s shit."


dogs act like their whole family have been brutally murdered by a vacuum cleaner

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